Our Best Work Is Behind Us: A Plan To Save This Nation

The man in front of me in Starbucks was wearing sweatpants. Then he bent over.

There, on his ass, was the word "PINK."

After thinking the obvious (Where can I get my hands on a pair of sweatpants like that?),  I had to address a few other issues.  Like…

Why was I staring at his ass?

Why he is putting words there?

And…

Maybe our country really is collapsing.

I haven't read enough history to know, but I think this ass-writing business is the beginning of the end.

Because no great people ever became...