Please fire me. I’m not allowed to have a life. Ever. If my boss finds out that I have plans of any...

Please fire me. I’m not allowed to have a life. Ever. If my boss finds out that I have plans of any kind: dinner date, movie with friends, babysitting, even mowing my lawn or shoveling my mother’s driveway, he will slap me with mandatory overtime. The only bright side is that if I really want overtime, I just have to pretend I’ve got concert tickets.