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Jonathan
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Jul 06, 2014 10:53AM
Well trust me, in America we have both uses of vice. There are vice squads in almost every police department and who could ever forget (no matter how hard we try) the show, "Miami Vice". FYI, this was not a tool related show unless you are referring to the actors. As for the other differences between British English and American English I like to think that we didn't so much ruin it as improve or update it. With the notable exceptions such as "let me axe you a question" And "howdy y'all".
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Hahah! I'd have loved to have seen a show about the best wood-stabilising machinery in Miami. If only.The 'axe a question' thing happens over here too. We also have people who talk about reading 'textsis' on their phones, which sounds worryingly like 'testes'.
As for improving/updating our shared language, I was given to understand that you guys speak something closer to old English, and that we have a version made fashionable by men in tight breeches in the C19th. Rather!
Yes that is a common misconception. We, the Americans, carefully arranged for insiders that were sympathetic to our need to upgrade the language to bring about changes so as to keep British English from falling too far behind our changes. We for instance save a lot of ink, paint, etc due to the elimination of the unnecessary silent "e" you British were so fond of, shoppe being only one example. As for the American seemingly apparent use of some things that have an old English feel, we try to not flaunt our superiority by not using our full abilities when "foreigners" are around. Unfortunately the reality is that on both sides of "the pond" our languages are being destroyed by culture or the lack thereof. Who needs grammar and/or spelling when conversations consist of "w8 4 m3 @ da skol an w3 cruz l8tr".
Now get back to work and write more things for me to escape from this mess with.
Your fan and wannabe friend
Jonathan
Excerpt from the new book:tem3: dat mrl is 1 evl b1tch.
mor: i no rite.
tem3: yeh.
mor: hey u look hot tonite.
tem3: aw fanx u wanna go sumwere wiv m3?
mor: k
mrl: hey i no u 2 bin talkn bout m3 u will dye
slr: i new u wer gonna say dat
mrl: i kil u 2 u al dye now
slr: nah.
TBC...


