Shark-mare

I had this crazy nightmare last night. It seriously woke me up in a cold sweat, even though it actually sounds pretty hilarious now:

I'm at the ocean shore in a cove lined by a beautiful forest of trees. We've just received word that there's a shark who can come on land and attack people, and it's coming my way!


I see it, out there in the water. Dun...dun....dun...dun...



It's coming toward me...

Dun...dun...



Wait! I spot a giant driftwood tree growing out of the beach at an angle over the ocean. I...