Store Expansion

We have no openings waiting for continuations. We have a mere two queries in the queue, and neither has generated more than one fake plot. So while I wait for more queries, openings and fake plots (hint hint) . . . I was digging through the archives, and I came across some fake ads for products I now feel would make an excellent addition to the Evil Editor Store. Books and DVDs aren't bringing in the kind of profits Evil Editor needs in order to retire a disgustingly wealthy man. Let me know...