retiring

Since this is a day for my sponsors, I wouldn't want to tarnish that with a loud press conference, so I shall just read my statement without taking any questions.

It is with both disappointment and sadness that I am today announcing my retirement from all forms of retiring.  I do not take this decision lightly, retiring has become such an integral part of my life, but I know the desire to retire is no longer in me.

The decision to end my retirements came yesterday after consultation with my...