Some Loonie Play For Canada Day!

So for today at my bay instead of singing that annoying O Canada song and be bored to death before long, the cat figures some facts could come due. Canada has facts? Who knew?

Come near, come far,
By plane, train or car,
Just let it rip,
And have a fun trip.

Go to Winnepeg for a spell.
I here it's fun as hell.
You can see more snakes there,
Than in any other lair.

Our money is funny,
Even down where its sunny.
But the ink for the US green,
Was created at a Montreal scene.

We don't just fish.
Could get an iceberg on your dish.
Yep, harvesting icebergs is fun.
I hear we harvest a ton.

My fears are validated,
For it may be gated,
But we built the world's first UFO landing pad.
Butt plugs must have sold like mad.

We have the safest roads for wildlife.
Unless they really want strife.
Build bridges for them to get to the other side.
See, now chickens don't have to hide.

A park in Alberta somewhere,
Is bigger than many a lair.
It is bigger than all of Switzerland too.
I wonder if they have a clue?

Err umm okay.
The drunks must be at play.
For we have bathtub races too.
Why? I have no clue.

Also have the canoe capital of the world.
I guess bathtubs don't want to be twirled.
So canoe it is.
This is starting to fizz.

Oh wait! There is one more.
The best thing ever at our shore.
The world's first outhouse museum is here.
Sadly, it is even near.

Not that the cat cares about such country boasting crap, but I figured I would give it a lap. Where else can aliens and bathtub races take place? At least the drunks get their full thought embrace. Now I will walk across a safe overpass, shaking my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.