Choose NOM's next play

The unintentionally hilarious theater troupe known as the National Organization For Marriage has determined that it is time for them to once again act:

[NOM]

Makes sense. Performance artists must constantly hone their craft.

I say we help this band of theatrical performers find their next script. I just so happen to have some options:

Much Ado About Nothing



An Ideal Husband (*women cast members only)



Endgame



The Penis-Goes-With-Vagina Monologues



The Lyin' in Winter (and summer and spring and...)



Our—A...