SUNDAY IS COMING! A New Kind of Church!

Aren't we all tired of old liturgies from the first centuries? Shouldn't we update our church services? The time has come to compete with Hollywood and the new generation!

Announcing!  Here is the NEW model of church — for the new generation who's tired of the same old, same old, same old….

This Sunday, join the NEW form of worship. Join an Evangelical mega-church near you!

Oh, and don't forget to put a double shot in your cappachino when you arrive Sunday morning. You will need the extra boost ...