urchicago: Oderus’ Dream || The GWAR BarWhile I’ve been...

urchicago:

Oderus’ Dream || The GWAR Bar

While I’ve been checking the GwarBQ page every day to see if it still happening, the survivors of GWAR have been working on an entirely new project, The GWAR BAR. And, it’s main attraction? 

GWARbar marks the first time in the history of humans eating stuff that they shall do so by ordering off a menu designed by a chef NOT OF THIS EARTH…that’s right, BalSac, the Jaws of Death, GWAR‘s guitar player and also designer of the notoriously tasty “GWAR-B-Q Sauce“, is bringing his supreme knowledge of intergalactic cuisine to the GWARbar and has designed a bill of fare that is sure to make man or aliens swoon with epicurean delight. Let the plates of mankind be filled with the food of the God’s…at a workingman’s price! “My mother taught me the endless secrets of intergalactic cooking,” said the hulking form of Balsac as he sat down to a heaping platter of GWAR-B-Q. “And then I ate her.”

That’s right, Balsac, the Jaws of Death, makes your fucking food, and you can get GWAR-B-Q sauce year round!

To make this actually happen, donate to the ongoing Indiegogo campaign  here .

-Pawl Schwartz