Bored In The Lobby? Go Get A Hobby!

No need to be bored at your sea. Just sit back and listen to me. Yes, I know, you read not listen at my show, but I do not care as away I blare. The cat will get you a hobby with ease, so need no to sit and watch the breeze. Unless you are the Gawker, he is a breeze stalker.

You can't lose.
Forget the news.
Hobbies are here.
Far and near.

Glacier Surfing!
Beats astro turfing.
One freezes your ass,
The other a rash mass.

Volcano Boarding!
Don't go volcano hoarding.
There is enough for all.
Warning! Could die if you fall.

Train Surfing!
Beats butt nerfing.
Or maybe not,
As things can go to pot.

Cosplay!
Dress up at your bay.
Like who gives a crap.
Then trot across the map.

Duct Tape Art!
Take the tape to heart.
Make what springs to mind.
If your mind you can find.

Finger and Toes!
Oh my ocd woes.
Collect the nails of each.
Whoever you can reach.

Condom Collecting?
A nose curl I'm detecting?
A company in China thinks they are swell
Taking used ones and making hairbands to sell.

Crayon Carving!
Look below if you're starving.
But here you can create.
Crayon totem poles is your fate.

Eating Inanimate Objects!
One for the rejects.
That chair looks yummy,
Could make you a mummy.

Now you have a new hobby or three to start with glee. Which one will you choose? Many are sure to leave a nifty bruise. Or leave you kinda, maybe, sorta dead. But do not worry your pretty little head. Try new hobbies in mass, just do not do them near my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.