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“Ooh!” Candystriper gasped excitedly. “Just like you wanted! A mermaid!”

The Malevolent Med-Student sighed. “I wanted the Mega-Electron Radiating Mass Atomic Incinerator Device. Mermaid was an acronym.”

“Oh. Sorry.”

“How did you find a real mermaid, anyway?”

“In the duck pond. Doy.”