How to Distract a Sci-Fi/Fantasy Writer in Ten Easy Steps

I posted this on my Facebook page Thursday night, and it got good reviews so I figured I would post it here as well.

How to distract a science fiction/fantasy writer in 10 easy steps:

I am really annoyed with this chapter. It’s not flowing…
I wonder how my blog did today? Let me check…
Oh! I think need some chamomile tea. :::makes tea:::
I should check my Facebook notifications.
I am getting so distracted! I need someone standing behind me with a whip.
:::breaks into song::: “Where there’s a whip, [crack] there’s a way…”
Why didn’t Peter Jackson do The Hobbit like Bass and Rankin? #headdesk
I should update my Facebook status about my pathetic ability to stay on target.
“He’s too close!” “Stay on target.” “I can’t shake him!”
Why did George Lucas insist on directing Episodes 1-3 himself?

Hmmmm. I think I need some chamomile tea….

Fantasy, steampunk, and paranormal novelist M. B. Weston is the author of The Elysian Chronicles, a fantasy series about guardian angel warfare and treason. Weston is also the hose of The Final Cut In Movies radio show that airs on TMV Cafe Monday nights at 8:00 EST. For more information on M. B. Weston, visit www.mbweston.com. To receive notification of M. B. Weston’s book releases click here to subscribe to Dark Oak Press & Media’s e-newsletter.