Thinking God blocks you from the Internet sometimes.

Last week, a pastor told a congregation of around 10,000 people that he would destroy me.

This made me nervous for three reasons:

1. This pastor is from Texas, a state I rarely mess with.

2. This pastor has the wingspan of a pterodactyl.

3. He's close friends with John Piper and I'm afraid of that guy too.

Who was it that from the pulpit proclaimed his ability to destroy me?

It was Matt Chandler of the Village Church.

And it wasn't nearly as bad as it sounds. He actually said some incredibly kind...