The place that shall not be named

NickMom knows my pain. If I had a nickel for every "Can we go to the pool?" I could drink every Diet Coke in the pool vending machine every day all summer forever.

Moms, please, ixnay on the oolpay. Have I made myself clear? No? Well then, let me give it to you in a NickMom haiku.
Let's change the subject, shall we? I was delighted to find out that none other than Heather Davis, the Minivan Momma herself, recommended my little book as one of her Summer 14 Must Reads. In fact, she says you should read it at the ...GAH! I thought we just agreed not to mention it!