Outtakes From Cat World Domination Day

It’s a lot of work putting on a big party like I did on Cat World Domination Day! You can see above how exhausted I was by the time the sushi was served.

I was even falling asleep in front of the prizes — and so was Binga.

Tempers flared at one point.

My human tried really hard to get on my good side so I would cooperate for every photo session. I had to tell her she needed to do more than just give skritches.

Can somebody please tell me exactly why my human decided to snap a photo of me cleaning my foot?

When my human and I were making the cookies, it seems like this statue was in every shot. I know my human has had her for, like, 30 years, but I still can’t figure out why she rated.

When I said to grab dessert before Binga stole it, I wasn’t kidding! There are a bunch of shots that look like this.

I hope you enjoyed the outtakes!
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