With This Fit I Want It!

The cat watches as Pat searches around and he sees a few things that should surround. Pat needs to get on this stat. I want to be an even more spoiled cat.


 I want it!I'll sputter and spit.I want it now.I'll give a nice meow.
 
Some food on the go.Can go high or low.It works for me.A grass eating spree.
 
No more constipation for you,When you step into this loo.For it will scare the crap out of you.What? Lame but true.

 Some fish to eat,Oh what a treat.It would be a hit.I want it.

 
A musical house,Beats a squeaky mouse. When it rains your house plays a tune.Think it will make people swoon?
 
An indoor slide.That would be a fun ride.Eat your heart out Ghostbusters and your pole,A slide is a better goal.
 
Fresh air! I want it at my lair.Could go out and run around.Could even pick on a hound.

A giant litterbox.Wear shoes not socks,And all will be fine.If you step in whats left by the feline.

A slide on the stairs.Now you can slide in pairs.Yep, I want two.Two for me, none for you.

 A pirate ship inside.That will give me pride.Although it might fall off the wall,If two try and have a ball.
Now you know what I want. In your dreams I will haunt. Send the cat each one. Pat is no fun. Any you want at your sea that would give you glee? The first one I need to come to pass, then I'd be a wall climbing little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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Published on June 26, 2014 03:00
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