How I nearly quit after Day 3 of my new job

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So I’d gone nearly 22 years without a single co-worker. How long did it take for me to get involved in a petty dispute that made me want to quit?



About 17 hours.



I guess I’m just not cut out to work with my fellow man.



The dispute was over a mistaken pizza topping abbreviation.



That an unwanted vegetable was the root cause of me nearly quitting will probably give