The Revenge of Dumb Sunny Jokes

Q: How do you get Sunny to change her mind?

A: Blow into her ear.

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Q: How did Sunny spell the word "farm"?

A: "E-I-E-I-O."

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Sunny is crawling through the burning desert.

"Water! Water!"

She sees a sign: Fresh water 1/4 mile. And an arrow points to the right.

"Alright, I'm saved!"

Then she sees another sign: 1/2 Price Sale! 221 mi. And an arrow points to the left.

Sunny turns left.

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Sunny goes to a wishing well.

"I wish for...intelligence, logic, and driving skills!"

POOF!

She turns into Eile.

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Eile and Sunny sit in a comedy club listening to a comic make nonstop dumb blonde jokes.

Sunny just sits there smiling.

"What's with you, ya ditz? You haven't gotten mad once."

"Oh, I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes anymore, 'cause I know I'm not dumb."

"Good for you."

"I also know I'm not blonde!"

"What?!?"

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Eile and Sunny take Differel to the mall.

Differel asks Sunny, "Do you have a pet store in this mall?"

"Oh, no, I love 'em all!"

Eile and Differel both slap her upside the head.

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Eile and Sunny get a sundial for their back yard.

Sunny says, "Great! Now we can tell the time whenever, even at night!"

"It doesn't work as night, ya ditz."

"It doesn't? Why not?"

Eile rolls her eyes. "'Cause ya can't see the dial."

"Well, then, if we get floodlights, we can see the dial. Then we can tell the time at night!"

"Heh, I oughta smack you."

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Differel is examining the books in Team Girl's library when Sunny walks in.

"You certainly have a large collection. Which are your favorites?"

"Oh, I like the gold ones!"

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Sunny gives Differel a bottle of her blonde hair dye.

"Warning: Can cause dizziness. Hmph. So that's it."

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"Hey, Eile! Why do they make dumb blonde jokes so short?"

"I dunno, Sunny, why do they make dumb blonde jokes so short?"

"So brunettes can remember them!"

"Heh, good one, ya ditz."