My Publicist Wants a Word With Me

I should be practicing reading through my story a few times so that I am comfortable. But instead I am starting eight million things and writing emails and wondering if one of my arm pits smells different than the other. For the record, I think so, slightly.

My publicist would kick my ass.

And I am my own publicist.

So, that's a drawback, because now I have half a mind to see if I can actually kick my own ass.

When you are your own publicist, remember, you have yourself as a client.

Ha. That's...