It’s Not My Job to Make Your Life Interesting

Someone once said, “Only boring people get bored.” Not sure who, but they hit the nail on the fucking head.

Most of my life is spent observing other people and how they interact with the world. It’s a vital part of the writing process. I’m one person living one very strange life. But my way of coping with the world around me is not how Person X goes around doing things, and certainly Person Y wouldn’t even be caught within ten miles of where I am emotionally. (Most wouldn’t, anyway.)

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