Date Night
It began typically,
Mrs. Snark: "Hey, it's been eleven years since we saw a movie in the theater together. And The Boy is a teenager now, so he can theoretically be trusted alone with Miss Bear for two hours. Let's go out this Saturday night!"
Mr. Snark: (delay) "Oooo-kay. What do you want to see?"
Mrs. Snark: (snaps out) "Maleficent!"
Mr. Snark: "Do we know what's playing?"
Mrs. Snark:
Mrs. Snark: "Hey, it's been eleven years since we saw a movie in the theater together. And The Boy is a teenager now, so he can theoretically be trusted alone with Miss Bear for two hours. Let's go out this Saturday night!"
Mr. Snark: (delay) "Oooo-kay. What do you want to see?"
Mrs. Snark: (snaps out) "Maleficent!"
Mr. Snark: "Do we know what's playing?"
Mrs. Snark:
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