BOOK THREE RELEASE DATE DETAILS

Attention, proud and humble denizens of this noble series of metaphorical tubes that we call the internet!

In accordance with arrangements between William Fraser Publishing and the monolithic institution that is Amazon, 'Caught Mediochre-Handed', third instalment in the moderately successful Mediochre Q Seth series, will be officially released around the internet in August/September.

But let's be honest here. You don't wanna wait that long. I don't wanna wait that long. Nobody wants to wait that long. So it has been agreed to cut a few corners by bringing the release date for Lulu.com forward from the intertubes-wide release date.

So, in honour of Mediochre himself and as an R.I.P. to his fallen comrade Pigeon, 'Caught Mediochre-Handed' will be available from Lulu.com as of the 17th of July.

Does that require an exclamation mark? I think that probably requires an exclamation mark. Lemme try that again:

In honour of Mediochre himself and as an R.I.P. to his fallen comrade Pigeon, 'Caught Mediochre-Handed' will be available from Lulu.com as of the 17th of July!

Remember, folks:

July. 17th. Lulu. Caught Mediochre Handed.

Pigeon.

Intertubes.

Yours monolithically,

Calum P Cameron

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