A Dictionary of the Near Future

I found this article called A Dictionary of the Near Future at the New York Times online thanks to Marc Pesce on Twitter. I love the things I find through Twitter – the interwebz is a playground of joy. This is an article by Douglas Coupland, who says, "The thing about the future is that it never feels the way we thought it would. New sensations require new terms…"

He then lists a whole slew of modern terminology, some of which is just awesome. Here, look for yourself:

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