Questionable quid pro quo, at least at first

Elysha and I spent Sunday at the Patriots game, a glorious 38-24 defeat over the Cincinnati Bengals that featured a kickoff return for a touchdown and an interception returned for a touchdown.

A great way to start the season.

While tailgating, we were approached by a large man with a container full of strawberries soaking in grape-flavored stoli.  He shared a strawberry with my buddy, Shep and his father and his cousin-in-law, but he demanded a kiss from my wife before he would agree to...