An Update You Say At My Bay?

Aren't updates just the best? They sure pass every test. They are ever so grand. The cat doesn't know why you humans do not do it more across the land. I will update you on the update to keep you up to date at my gate.

Updates are fun,
Updates are done.
There are a ton,
Needed to run.

Run the money,
Out like honey,
Right from your hand.
Isn't that grand?

Facebook update today,
More you can display.
Plus more ads for you.
One turns to two.

Blogger updates galore.
Come here to explore.
Damn, nothing works right.
That update had some bite.

Iphone 7.4.6.5.5.5.5.5 is out.
Time to twist and shout.
The screen is 1mm smaller.
Easier to call her.

Updates in food.
GMO isn't crude.
It is oh so grand.
Take a modified stand.

Updates in everything but,
The dentist hut.
Still need the drill.
I guess it gives a thrill?

Updates in politics.
Yet same old tricks.
Same update since the dino age.
All reading from the same page.

Update in your TV.
It looks so much more pretty.
If you sit right next to the screen.
Look at that nice spleen.

Updates to this and that.
Updates from a dingbat.
I'm just going to call it.
Updates = fill my wallet.

There we are at my bar now all are updated near and far. What? You thought it was an update of my hut? Pfft the cat changed sleeping spots today. Did you really want to hear about that at my bay? More fun going after the update in mass with my oh so up to date little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.