It Does Not Like The Amount In Your Account!

The cat has figured out why no one can get money in their bank account that could pile to the sky in a high amount. At least not many people around. So why is it never found?

Your bank account is there,
That you are aware.
A little bit remains in it.
But more would be a hit.

Yet it never seems to fill,
As you pay another bill.
The money just goes scat.
Why is that?

Because money has OCD.
It does not play well with others at its sea.
It kicks the other bills out,
Doing a little twist and shout.

It does not like to share.
Not enough space in its lair.
It likes to live and be free,
No clones allowed hanging from the tree.

Would you want 50,000 clones of you,
Hanging about at your zoo?
Nope, not at all.
Unless you live at the ninja wannabe's hall.

So the original makes them take a hike.
Clones they just do not like.
So you get hit with bills,
Or the need to fix windowsills.

Or maybe in need of gas,
Or to take out a lass.
Maybe just get drunk,
Then it's a slamdunk.

Your money is playing against you.
It is worse than Vegas at your zoo.
It has you spending it here and there,
It has you spending it everywhere.

I mean who really needs bills?
Ship them off to the hills.
Who needs to pay rent?
Could go live in a tent.

See, your money is at fault.
It does not like a full vault.
It wants to be a hermit and all alone.
So it makes you spend at the tone.

Aren't you glad the cat solved that? What? Don't believe me on why your wallet is not fat? I guess your money has you blind. Yep, it made you spend it for your new behind. See! One big conspiracy. You need to have a talk with your money at your sea. Then you can become the 1% class, just remember to tip my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.