Go home.

I don't understand the people who hang out in the gas station convenience stores, lingering by the counter, engaging the employees in mindless, inane chatter between customers.

Please tell me that you know who I'm talking about.

These are the idiots who are nearly (but not quite) blocking your path to the counter every time you approach the cash register with a gallon of milk and a Snickers bar. They are not quite in your way, but they are occupying space that you could have used had they...