[Steven] – Optimal Wordplay

If I were an person that looked on the bright side, I could be an optimist.

If my profession was to inspect the ocular cavity of my fellow beings, I could be an optometrist optimist.

If it were not mandatory to see me, I could be an optional optometrist optimist.

If I were really good at my profession, I could be the optimal, optional optometrist optimist.

If I were also a robot that was the leader of his race, I could be Optimus the optimal, optional optometrist optimist.

If you choose be, then you would have opted for Optimus the optimal, optional optometrist optimist!

You could have opted to be operated on by Optimus the optimal, optional, optometrist optimist

I would obviously do my best, therefore I would optimize the operation you opted for when you chose Optimus the optimal, optional optometrist optimist!

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