Would You Rather This Or That At Your Mat?

So the cat will have a little fun as we go on a this or that run. What does this or that entail? I guess you will just have to read and not wail. Or you can do both I suppose, just stay away from me if you blow your germy nose.

Would you rather eat an ass as a treat,
Or something that came out an ass so sweet?
Confused at my sea?
Damn, that gutter and thee.

The cat means fried animal butt,
Or eggs at your hut.
Which one would you eat?
Now eggs don't sound so sweet.

Would you rather be broke,
Or be rich massaging every bloke?
You have to touch them up and down.
Geez, stay out of gutter town.

Would you rather work from home,
Or fly in the air from here to Rome?
See, no gutter relations just for you,
Unless from home you get a daily guest or two.

Would you rather fly or drive,
When going far away from your hive?
Gas bills or a passenger with bad gas,
Could leave you at a gassy impasse.

Would you rather ride a bus,
And listen to people fuss,
Or would you rather ride a horse,
Going round and round the course?

Would you rather have zombies try to eat you,
Or aliens come and probe but not chew?
Hmmm tough one there.
Screwed either way at your lair.

Would you rather be in an earthquake,
As the ground does the hippy hippy shake,
Or a tornado whirl,
Where you can fly and twirl?

Would you rather be told off,
As the offending nut starts to scoff,
Or get a wave and a smile,
That may be more vile?

Would you rather sit and rhyme,
Or do math with a mime?
An easy one there,
At least for many with hair.

Did you answer each one as you went for a this or that run? Or were you confused and felt abused? See, a this or that ending pass. I am such a helpful little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.