My New View: Hideous Cell Phone Tower

This is the view from my living room window.  In the upper left of the photo is my curtain. Is that the ugliest thing you've ever seen or what?
This is the view from my front yard. Anyone know where I can buy a 200 ft tall tree?
This is a close-up. It's less than 500 feet from my property line. As you can see, we used to have a beautiful view of the mountains. No more. We can now clearly see this ugly monstrosity. My plan? Hope that an earthquake opens a big hole and swallows up this tower...