Cliche count

One of the sponsors for "Sesame Street" on our PBS station is a certain multi-location family resort chain that shall remain nameless, because I'm about to pick on their advertising copy. They say, in their voice-over:

"...because the family that plays together grows together, sharing precious moments and turning wondrous adventures into a lifetime of memories."

Or something very close to that. It befuddles my mind every time, because, jeez, they packed four cliches into the space usually reser...