Dental nerd

I told the doctor that I exercise daily and don't drink, don't smoke and have never even experimented with an illegal drug.

"And I floss every day," I added.

"No one flosses every day," he said.

"Actually, he does," Elysha said from the other side of the room.

The doctor paused, looked at me for a moment, and then turned to Elysha and said, "God… why did you marry him?"

I instantly went from very feeling pretty good about myself to feeling like the king of the nerds.