My alarm clock.

Meow.
“What do you want?” I grumble opening an eye.
Meow.
“Go away.”
Meooow.
 “Jacobie. Please. “
Meow?
Groaning, I roll over.
Meow.
"WHAT.”
Meow.
I feel a nudge, a cold nose, then claws as he finagled his way under the blanket and walks across me.
“I hate you.”
Meow.
“Go away Jacobie.”
Licks my arm. Moves. Licks my leg. Moves. LICKS MY KNEE.
I laugh hysterically while wiggling around. “OH GOD! HA HA HA. STOP. HA HA HA HA.” He stops.
Meow.
“Fine. You win. I’m up. We’ll go watch Despicable Me 2.”
Crawls out from under the covers and runs from the room.
“Asshole.”