Tractor

 

I am getting a lot of reading done* waiting for this frelling machine to (a) boot up (b) do anything with its booted-upness.  Load Outlook?  That'll be five minutes and five quid in the swearing jar.**  Load the link that Jodi Meadows sent me?  That'll be ten minutes.*** 

            But worth it.  Even if you too are catching up on back issues a lot while you're waiting for more computer memory to arrive in the post or the hands of Computer Men . . . worth it.†