Desperate Times

Okay, this has to end. I simply cannot go on like this any longer.

There is no way I can continue doing dishes.

Laundry.

Chores.

It's just wrong.

I need a houseboy. Stat. ASPA. All those cute words meaning right away.

I even have a few picked out. So, if y'all can, if you have a moment or two of time to spare, would you please FedEx me one? Any one of them will do. I'm not picky.

Thanks!

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