Book Bounty: Or, Why I Am not Allowed to Go to Used Bookstores

I went to the bookstore today, and scored a huge haul. (This is why I do not allow myself to go to the bookstore very often. I have an eidetic memory when it comes to book titles, and WANT EVERYTHING.)

So here is what I bought:



Historical murder mystery! And dat cover! -- read! ☆☆☆☆



It's about Hillary Clinton and her friends in college! Girl power!



I'm a sucker for books about academia. And I think this one won a prize of some sort. Also the cover is pretty, and I accidentally let my netgalley galley expire, so...COME TO MAMA.



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Hey! It's that guy! The one who was famous for writing That Book! You know, the one about the holocaust! The one that made everyone cry?



I hear this one pretty much kicks ass.



Less sure about this one. It's a retelling of The Scarlet Letter, which I did not like. But he's supposed to be super amazing, so maybe I'll fall in love with the story through new eyes.



I hear this author is one of those queered feminism writers, and I am all for supporting that, so here we go! (Is she like Jeanette Winterson?)



Because vampires.

I like vampires.



Now I really have no excuse for NOT starting The Crimson Petal and the White. (Except for the fact that I have no idea where the fuck it is, but we'll worry about that later.)



My friend gave me this book. She didn't like it but she thought I might. And because of the new cover, I had no idea that it was actually a book I've had on my TBR list FOREVER. Friends are awesome like that.



Supposedly it's like LOVELY BONES. I need no further persuading.



I just focused on the words "murder" and "Quentin Tarantino" and zoned out.

This is what happens when I get into what I call The Frenzy.



HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! I LOVE CONSPIRACY STORIES. This one will be sooooo fun. (It's so hard to find this book! But now IT'S MINE!!! MIIIIIINE!!)



Something to cheer me up when I finish reading conspiracy theories about Scientology and biological warfare. (That was what I got last haul--two books about bioweapons and a shitton of feminist propaganda. Lord knows, that bookstore probably thinks I'm some sort of femiterrorist.)



Yay! Art and historical fiction!



This was the first election that I ever voted in, and now it's history! I helped make history!!!! AND NOW I GET TO READ ABOUT IT! OH YES! HOT DIGGITY!



Because I loved Gone with the Wind, and I also own RHETT BUTLER'S PEOPLE, but I heard this one was better. And also, who doesn't love a big bloated behemoth of a book? -- currently reading!



She wrote bodice rippers. I want to see what her regency romance novels are like.



I read and enjoyed GROTESQUE. Something about these Japanese novels is just so addictive. They're like wandering through a dream that suddenly turns into an existential nightmare. LOVE IT.



One of my sadistic readers begged me to review a Glines book because they were sure I'd hate it. HAHAHAA! WHAT IF I LOVE IT, BITCHES? WHAT THEN?

Anyway, I finally saw a copy surface at ye olde used book store, so I figured, what the fuck. It's only $1. People pay a lot more to be professionally tormented, so $1 is pretty cheap, economically speaking.

It looks...interesting. I think this is the first new adult book I'll have ever read in paperback form. :)

So...now here's where I ask you:

WHAT SHOULD I READ FIRST?

CAST YOUR VOTE!