Hi Caprice,I'm a doctor (trust me) and I'm wondering if you're sexually active.Dr. Brentcetera, MD

No, I just lay there. (ba dum bum!)

Funny, my last tweet about me going into graphic detail whenever a doctor asks me that question lost me a couple followers. Prudes!

If only they knew I haven't actually been on a real date or even kissed anybody in 7 months. Good times.

I wish I could live up to my tweet, Dr. Brent, but my sad little romantic life (or lack thereof) provides zero fodder.