The Longest Journey

Welcome to 2010, where you finish a novel by E.M. Forster called The Longest Journey, Google those words assuming you'll get some reviews or comments, but all the results are concerned with a video game by the same name.

So what do you say about an acknowledged classic that you didn't enjoy reading? In fact, the impressive moments were so infrequent it felt like eating a bowl of lard with a few juicy little raisins.

I'm sorry, Edward, I really am. But the events of the novel unfold so slowly I ...