PROSE: First Principles Of An Acid Bath Murderer

Don't try this at home, no really
 By Mark Cantrell

 Neighbours being too noisy, work colleagues getting on your nerves, the local politician has given cause for annoyance? Well, a cosy chat over tea and biscuits can go a long way to resolving life's little annoyances...

 

 

 

Ensure that the bath is of an appropriate size.Obtain sufficient quantities of sulphuric acid. Remember bulk purchases bring the benefits of economies of scale. Only use your debit or credit card if...