Squeaker’s Updated Naked Ninja Rules
Y’all remember a while back, when I let you in on the secret ninja rules? They looked like this:
Well, it took one day before Squeaker demonstrated that I’d missed reading the second chapter in the secret handbook of ninja rules.
What rule did he break?
Naked ninjas don’t run with scissors.
You know how every parent hopes that Darwinism wouldn’t have done their children in? I’ve gotta admit, when the phrase, “Put the scissors down before you chop off your penis!” left my mouth, I kinda wondered. I suppose this is why they live with us for eighteen to twenty-nine years, right?
Have a great Friday!
In the month of June, my family and I are moving! But I love you guys, so I’m giving away a surprise to one blog commenter. I don’t know what it will be (yet), but it will be fun, and it could be anything! (I’m thinking it might be related to THE HUSBAND GAMES.) Want to enter? Just comment on any blog that I post in the month of June. The more blogs you comment on, the more chances you have to win! Limit one entry per post, though feel free to comment as much as you wish! Full contest and giveaway rules here.
