A Flag Or A Bag!

The cat was thinking the other day that he needs a flag for his bay. All kinds of countries have one. It could be fun. So I went to work on this little Rhyme Time perk
 
I got some toilet paper,Ready for my caper.But it just spun around,Then something better was found.
I ate some more paper,But this thing didn't taper.It was still there.I gave it another glare.
It was time to get to work.I ignored the jerk.Then I spun some more, This would be a flag of lore.

 But I kept getting stuck.Just my luck.The flag was tough.Time to get rough.
I bit it good.Tastes better than wood.I'd eat it every day,If Pat left it on display.
I stole this one,For my flag fun.Don't tell.I might get hell.
So back to a flag.This thing was a drag.Then I saw it again.I finally gave in at my den.

Screw the flag.I'll take the bag.Much better any way.Although not very roomy I must say.
Pat just said I had a big ass.I do look kinda crass.Maybe I'll go back to the tp,Then one day a flag will show at my sea.
There was the story of the flag. I know, no flag, such a drag. Maybe one day there will be one. I'll have to have another toilet paper run. Until then I'll bag such a thing at my grass and rest my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.