Gun Buyback Program Deemed a Success

(Hanque Faux News Network)

The gun buyback program in Bergen County, NJ was a huge success said a spokeswoman for the Sheriff's Department.  "We took seventy-seven guns off the streets in one week," she said.  "Over the course of the one month program, we took in two-hundred-fourteen guns.  That's a lot of firepower the criminals no longer have.  The money spent will make our streets safer."

Our reporters interviewed a total thirty-five thuggish-looking participants and everyone of them...