"So about a week ago, I messaged thisdanobrien (My favorite internet columnist/Author/Current semi..."

“So about a week ago, I messaged thisdanobrien (My favorite internet columnist/Author/Current semi famous crush) about how attractive I find him and how awesomely talented he is, and also about his interest in American History. He hasn’t message me back yet and I’ve been having a panic attack for 5 days. Just….stewing in my own anxiety. Fun fact for the day!”

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(via kee89)

Dear Dan, this woman really wants you to respond to her. She even messaged me today to tell me I’m alright but I’m no Daniel O’Brien. Thanks for that, by the way, lady.

(via sorenbowie)

Dear Soren, thank you for bringing this to my attention, it’s always great to hear from a fan, I will respond to you, Soren, as soon as I find the time in the meantime please buy my book. Reach for the stars!