TAKE FIVE

Just hearing the phrase back-to-school revs my heart so much my body keeps mistaking it for cardio. I start sweating and panting and wishing it would end. On second thought, I might go chow a box of donuts then imagine I am starting a new grade so the calories don't stick.

THIRTY MINUTES LATER…

Okay that didn't work at all. I'm still panting but that's because my jeans are cutting off my circulation.  The only way to fight calories is exercise and the only way to beat the back-to-school...