The headline is, of course, divine. And you can read the entire...

The headline is, of course, divine. And you can read the entire excerpt here, but I'll tell you ahead of time the best part is when he asks Paris how she plans to smuggle the drugs, which are in a Camel cigarette box:

"She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch."

It's the little...