Blogger ponders on things instead of musing about them

LONDON, Ontario (The Skwib) — The web is still reeling from the revelation that a blogger has been pondering things instead of musing about them.

"Yeah, I've spent a lot of time musing, in fact, the tagline from my blog used to be 'muted musings from Jeff's tasty trumpet" — clever, eh? But . . . I don't know, it just seemed like it was time to, you know, start pondering instead," Jeffrey Trumpeter told The Skwib in an early morning phone interview.

Trumpeter runs "Assorted Cream Fillings...