Is that a duck driving my boat?

They say the second happiest day of your life is when you get a boat.

The MOST happiest day of your life is when you sell your boat.

I decided to buy a boat for my guy.

Because I like to make him happy.

Problem is, which boat?

Shall I go with the boat from Gilligan’s Island…

…or should I go Miami Vice?

 I decided to go with something a little more Duck Dynasty.

…because the only dynasty we’re likely to build

will cost a few ducks.

Get it?

Ducks…not bucks.

Bwah ha ha ha hah .

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Courtesy of allergies and late nights watching Game of Thrones.