WTF Wednesday - The Hilton Edition

Ok, so it's no secret that we kind of idolize the Hilton sisters. I mean we're clearly trying to position ourselves at the Hiltons of the Midwest in our blog profile:
The Hilton Sisters - spray tans + brains - 4 inches + 20 (ok, fine...30...50...75 - Hey, Lisa's 9 months prego and the Hiltons haven't consumed solid food since the late 90's, so cut us some slack!) pounds ÷ Cleveland, OH = Lisa and Laura Roecker
Laura has always felt a special connection to Paris. She was born four days before...