Too pooped to piddle...

Gonna sit in a tub and dream about taking early retirement...and wonder if I do CK like a bodice-ripper, if I could make enough money to live comfortably in some other world.

Carli's kills were all for love...
Would this work as a cover and quote? Will women buy it in droves? Or men? Should I set it in 19th century England or the Middle Ages? Maybe Viking times; give Game of Thrones a run for its money.

Do I sound loopy enough for this?